Santa comes to my office
to spread some fiscal cheer
he adds some extra zeroes
to the bonus checks
he kicks the boss in the ass
and cracks open a beer
he hangs the closed sign in the window
and says
ill see you boys again next year
Small adjustments in pay grades
could brighten up the holidays
for all of us living at the bottom of the chain
santa puts his bootprint on the ass of a fancy suit
he opens the corporate bank accounts
and spreads those chumps wealth around