Celebrating Christmas in a bottomless pit
We waited oh so long
For a tree to be thrown in it
It was sad to lose our eggnog bowl
We had to say goodbye
When it hit the side and broke
Holidays they race right by
But we try and make the most of our Yule time
Every year we ask for the same things
We want good tidings, good cheer, and a safe landing
We are always falling falling
As we are fa-la-la-ing
We are always falling falling
As we are fa-la-la-ing
We are always falling falling
As we are fa-la-la-ing
Christmas in a Bottomless Pit
Celebrating Christmas in a bottomless pit
The only presents that we get
Are whatever gets thrown down it
Singing cheerful songs and ringing jingle bells
As our whole family plummets on down to hell
Chestnuts bouncing all around
It’s hard to deck the halls when you can’t stop the walls
Every year we ask for the same things
We want good tidings, good cheer, and a soft landing