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Christmas Time Machine

from Christmas Part 2 by The RattleSnakes

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lyrics

I miss those times
When I was young
And Christmas
Was all about toys and fun

Now that I’m older
Winter feels colder
And my holidays fill with rage

Driving in the snow on my
last vacations days
Because my in-laws moved
Twenty states away

Two separate trips
And two separate gifts
All because
My parents had to split

Christmas time machine
Get me out of two thousand thirteen
Take me to any year B.C.
I want to go when Christmas ain’t a thing



I buy thoughtful gifts
For people on my list
And all I get is a shirt that doesn’t fit

Black Friday massacre
Royal rumble at the mall
A jerk maced some assholes
For 10 percent off

Filling up the dump with last year’s junk
And all of the dead Christmas trees

It’s harder to bear
Each and every year
holiday cheer
means get me one more beer

Christmas time machine
Get me out of two thousand thirteen
Take me back to nineteen eighty three
When I was just a stupid baby

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from Christmas Part 2, released December 25, 2013

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